Adorn your bathroom with this old-school Ed Hardy™ tattoo design. This Love Kills Slowly shower curtain features a skull consumed in neon vines and lotus flowers over a hot magenta heart. More fabulous than the vibrant colors are the tiny rhinestones that adorn the center. Both electric and unique, this Ed Hardy™ shower curtain is sure to be the center focus of your bathroom. 100% cotton with a 300 thread count. Measures 72" W x 72" L. Machine washable. Imported. [via]
"ALL TRAIN COMPARTMENTS
SMELL VAGUELY OF SHIT.
IT GETS SO YOU DON'T MIND IT.
THAT'S THE WORST THING THAT I CAN CONFESS.
YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO GET THERE?
A LONG TIME.
WHEN YOU DIE
THE THINGS YOU DON'T DO.
YOU THINK YOU'RE QUEER?
I'M GOING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING:
WE'RE ALL QUEER.
YOU THINK YOU'RE A THIEF?
YOU GET BEFUDDLED BY A MIDDLE-CLASS MORALITY?
GET SHUT OF IT.
SHUT IT OUT.
YOU CHEAT ON YOUR WIFE?
YOU DID IT, LIVE WITH IT.
YOU FUCK LITTLE GIRLS, SO BE IT.
THERE'S AN ABSOLUTE MORALITY?
AND THEN WHAT?
IF YOU THINK THERE IS,
BE THAT THING.
BAD PEOPLE GO TO HELL?
I DON'T THINK SO.
IF YOU THINK THAT,
ACT THAT WAY.
A HELL EXISTS ON EARTH?
I WON'T LIVE IN IT.
YOU EVER TAKE A DUMP
MADE YOU FEEL
LIKE YOU'D JUST SLEPT
FOR TWELVE HOURS?"
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.“Promise yourself to be so strong that nothing can disturb your peace of mind. Look at the sunny side of everything and make your optimism come true. Think only of the best, work only for the best and expect only the best. Forget the mistakes of the past and press on to the greater achievements of the future. Give so much time to the improvement of yourself that you have no time to criticize others. Live in the faith that the whole world is on your side as long as you are true to the best that is in you!”
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“The results were published in the March issue of BJU International.” (Emphasis mine.)
You just can’t make this shit up, people. Guesses as to what the U stands for?
1. Being questioned when you yourself do not understand.
2. Pretending to be innocent of what you know about.
3. Trying to forget something you never will.
4. Admitting you were wrong after being so insistent that you were right.
5. Debating with yourself.
6. Accepting the fact that some things are not meant to be.
7. Trying to understand when you just can’t.
8. Realizing that you’ve been tricked after you’ve given your whole heart.
9. Parting and letting go of someone you’ve loved.